omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
I’M SORRY, THE ENTIRE TIME YOU WERE TALKING I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ELABORATE SETUP FOR A JOKE BUT THEN I REALIZED YOU’RE JUST EXTREMELY BORING.
needs: scientist to live with
must have science interests and money to buy me a piano
no pay but i cook well
offers to my blog please